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  • Time for another criminal genius....

    Another specimen not enamoured in the brains department from our local paper.

    Mr R was jailed for two years and five months for burglary after breaking into an empty house. He did not realize the house was actually being renovated and so did not actually contain any property. Neighbours were alerted to his presence when he was seen staggering through the house singing with a can of alcohol in his hand.

    Mr R has 47 previous convictions dating back to his teens. He has a history of bungled raids, including being caught on various occasions by the owners of properties he was robbing after:falling asleep in a house,being discovered taking a bath and being found drinking the victims' booze and tucking into their food in the kitchen.




    Note to any potential burglars:Get in,remove property and go. Do not stay for a rest, a shower, a light meal or to enjoy some entertainment
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