They're joined at the head

bhskittykatt

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They're joined at the head

11-21-2013, 10:47 AM

Guest: "Does The Resort have conjoined twins?"
Me: "Yes, we have adjoining rooms."

I didn't correct her, and I don't think she even noticed what she said because the conversation continued as if the flub never occurred.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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wolfie

I need a life

Join Date: Jul 2007

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11-22-2013, 01:31 AM

At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, I'll quote the cats from Lady and the Tramp:

We are Siamese, if you please.
We are Siamese, if you don't please.

Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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