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  • There's a what in the where?

    I kid you not, we actually had someone put a live lobster into one of the men's restroom stalls at work.

    I can still recall that night as being pretty funny. While I never got to see it as I was tearing tickets, one of our managers had to go in, get it, and garbage bag it.

    Who put a lobster in the toliet and why I will never figure out, but that person wasted a good 10-12 bucks or however much a lobster costs.
    Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

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    I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot went food shopping and then just decided, on one of those whims, to go see a movie. Oh no ... I just bought a live lobster. Huh. I know! I'll put it in one of the toilets in the restroom! That'll keep it alive until the movie's over! Yeah! I'm so f'ing smart!

    Mmm ... toilet water ... for that certain something that's missing.
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    • #3
      I wonder if some old guy would have seen it and had an alzheimer's moment....

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      • #4
        It could just be someone's idea of a prank. I personally immediatly envisioned someone getting pinched in a VERY bad place (then there was this giggling thing, very undignified)

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        • #5
          Excuse me while I and probably every other male performs the obligatory wince.

          ....OW.

          Of course, then followed by a snort as you get the mental image of some guy running out into the lobby in terror with...well, you know...still pinching and dangling.

          Wow, I need to go home

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          • #6
            No someone just had a bad case of the crabs

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            • #7
              Quoth bendertiger View Post
              No someone just had a bad case of the crabs


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              • #8
                Quoth bendertiger View Post
                No someone just had a bad case of the crabs
                Good one. I have heard some doozies in my life but a lobster in a toilet that's a new one. How do you know the lobster didn't come out of the toilet. Might wanna check your pipes.
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                • #9
                  Quoth TruthHurts View Post
                  How do you know the lobster didn't come out of the toilet. Might wanna check your pipes.
                  Fresh water is lethal to lobsters, and I guess sewage counts, sorta.
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                  • #10
                    I've always wanted a pet lobster, and now I know where to keep him, Thanks! No really, I do want a pet lobster that I can name Pinchy, and make a special sea-water suit for him, so we can go for walks. I wonder how long lobsters live?
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                    • #11
                      Depends on how long you cook 'em for. ^_^

                      Bah, hearing about lobsters coming out of pipes makes me want to play the original Mario Bros..
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                        hearing about lobsters coming out of pipes makes me want to play the original Mario Bros..
                        *head tilt* Bwah? The 'original' Mario bros had turtles and spinies... no lobsters.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth bendertiger View Post
                          No someone just had a bad case of the crabs
                          Good thing my computer LIKES wearing Pepsi.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Juwl View Post
                            *head tilt* Bwah? The 'original' Mario bros had turtles and spinies... no lobsters.
                            You're probably thinking of Super Mario Bros. for the NES.

                            Here's a pic from the Mario Bros. arcade game. There's the lobster on the left-hand lower side.
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                            • #15
                              Anyone remember Larry the Lobster on SNL?
                              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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