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  • To whoever pulled the hotel fire alarm last night....

    Thanks. My vacation to that point had everything but pants-crapping terror.

    Do that again and everybody in the hotel will be kicking your ass.

    Irv
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Gee, this is rich.

    Apparently last night's false alarm was due to a "foreign" guest pulling the alarm thinking it would open a door, according to the front desk clerk.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Apparently last night's false alarm was due to a "foreign" guest pulling the alarm thinking it would open a door, according to the front desk clerk.
      I have no words just:
      My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.---Cary Grant

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      • #4
        Well, it did open the door to your wrath!

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        • #5
          Today, I saw a wolf (or was it a coyote?), some white-assed elk, probably an Osprey trolling for a meal, and many many more buffalo, including two babiez play-humping (or I hope they were just playing) and one taking a dump.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            My first night in Toronto (new job after graduation) I was in a hotel downtown. I had been up all night the night before my flight (last-minute stuff), and of course the day before that, and I didn't get any sleep on the plane. Needless to say, I was TIRED. In the same hotel were high-school grads having a party associated with prom or graduation, and someone pulled the fire alarm. When I got back to my room after the all-clear, I found that I had adjusted EVERY control on the clock-radio beside the bed.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #7
              All I hear at night now is frogs singing
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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