Q: What do you call Batman and Robin when they get run over by a steamroller?
A: Flatman and Ribbon
My nose and I had a good relationship until I blew it.
Doctor: You have a pulse as steady as a clock.
Patient: You have your hand on my wristwatch.
What do you get when you cross a possum with a truck?
Dinner.
Why is doing nothign so tiring?
Because you cant stop to rest.
What is Ba + Na2
banana
what do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
What keeps hippies on the ground?
Groovity.
What weighs 1800 pounds and has a flower behind iits ear?
A hippie-potamus
How do you know you're getting old?
The cake starts costing less than the candles.
Whats purple and crazy?
A grape nut.
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend. try the veal!
A: Flatman and Ribbon
My nose and I had a good relationship until I blew it.
Doctor: You have a pulse as steady as a clock.
Patient: You have your hand on my wristwatch.
What do you get when you cross a possum with a truck?
Dinner.
Why is doing nothign so tiring?
Because you cant stop to rest.
What is Ba + Na2
banana
what do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
What keeps hippies on the ground?
Groovity.
What weighs 1800 pounds and has a flower behind iits ear?
A hippie-potamus
How do you know you're getting old?
The cake starts costing less than the candles.
Whats purple and crazy?
A grape nut.
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend. try the veal!
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