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    A young shark and his father are swimming through the ocean, when they notice some humans in the water. The young shark begins heading straight for the humans, when his dad says "hold on, son! What do you think you're doing?"

    "I'm gonna go eat those humans!"

    "Well, you can't do that yet. Let me show you how you have to do it. First, we swim around the humans, with the tips of our fins out of the water."

    So they make a loop around the humans, and the young shark says, "can we eat 'em yet?" "No, son, now we swim around the humans, with our whole fins out of the water."

    They make another loop around the humans, and the older shark says "now we can eat them."

    After tearing apart the humans and filling their bellies, the young shark asks, "so why did we have to swim around those humans like that?" The father replied, "well son, they taste a lot better without all that shit in 'em."
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