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  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    To make sure you're not it.

    If you put bananas in your ice cream, does that make it health food?
    suuuure it does.

    Who's the fairest of them all?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      suuuure it does.

      Who's the fairest of them all?
      This one.


      Has you seen mah bukkit?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        This one.


        Has you seen mah bukkit?
        mah bukkit nao.

        is it safe?
        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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        • Quoth DesignFox View Post
          mah bukkit nao.

          is it safe?
          No, watch your step.


          What did I come in here for?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            No, watch your step.


            What did I come in here for?
            The hugs!

            Did you know that every time you can has, god kills a lolcat?!
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              The hugs!

              Did you know that every time you can has, god kills a lolcat?!
              Huh huh! That would be Basement Cat.

              What helps you develop an appreciation of community?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                What helps you develop an appreciation of community?
                wandering around by yourself in the desert for a month comes to mind...

                Why does the weather have to go to shit on the days I'm off from work?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • Quoth DesignFox View Post

                  Why does the weather have to go to shit on the days I'm off from work?
                  Too much bran cereal.

                  Why don't I like this pizza?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Too much bran cereal.

                    Why don't I like this pizza?
                    Because the piza is a LIE!

                    What should I watch on TV tonight?

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Because the piza is a LIE!

                      What should I watch on TV tonight?
                      The price is right.

                      Why can't I do this?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • Because you have to do that first.


                        How did that happen?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Because you have to do that first.


                          How did that happen?
                          Well, there was a thing...and this guy...and then some dude did something...but then the other guy went somewhere else...and it was just like in that movie!

                          What will it take to get me out of this bad mood?
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • Rum!


                            Now where did I put the Coke?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              Rum!


                              Now where did I put the Coke?
                              In the pantry?!

                              Why do women hate me?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post

                                Why do women hate me?
                                'Cause it's that time of the month...

                                What kind of drink should I mix next?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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