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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Only if you really insist on it.

    Why do I like a moose?
    B/c all the Meese were taken.


    Why cant i blow my nose right?

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    • Quoth Amina516 View Post
      B/c all the Meese were taken.


      Why cant i blow my nose right?
      I'm not even going to get into all the things wrong with that.

      How does she know you love her?
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • Oranges.

        Why is Diet Cherry Wedge from Wegman's so good?!
        "If looks could really kill, my occupation would be staring" Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light

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        • Quoth Setsunaela View Post
          Oranges.

          Why is Diet Cherry Wedge from Wegman's so good?!
          Because of the "nutrients" they put into it.

          What should I have for dinner?

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          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            Because of the "nutrients" they put into it.

            What should I have for dinner?
            Whatever won't eat you first.

            Who wants to be a millionaire?
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
            My LiveJournal
            A page we can all agree with!

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            • Why, Stan Flouride, of course!

              Why is Regis so annoying perky?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Why, Stan Flouride, of course!

                Why is Regis so annoying perky?
                Because Kelly Rippa is turning into Kathy Lee Gifford.

                How does a sloth hide from its enemies?

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Because Kelly Rippa is turning into Kathy Lee Gifford.

                  How does a sloth hide from its enemies?
                  No one can see deadly sins that live in trees!

                  Why do the posters keep falling down?
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                    No one can see deadly sins that live in trees!

                    Why do the posters keep falling down?
                    Because your walls are coated with teflon.

                    Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                      Because your walls are coated with teflon.

                      Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
                      I'm not as smart as at 6th grader!

                      Why is the Rum always gone!
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                        I'm not as smart as at 6th grader!

                        Why is the Rum always gone!
                        We've been over that question many times...We drank it all!

                        Why do horses sleep standing up?
                        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                        • Because they're too heavy for hammocks.

                          Where is my sanity?
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                          My LiveJournal
                          A page we can all agree with!

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                          • Quoth XCashier View Post
                            Because they're too heavy for hammocks.

                            Where is my sanity?
                            I my back pocket wit the Twizlers

                            Who put the Bop in the bopshoobopshoobop
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                              I my back pocket wit the Twizlers

                              Who put the Bop in the bopshoobopshoobop
                              Tony Bennet & Pat Boone.

                              What are you going to surprise me with?

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                              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                                Tony Bennet & Pat Boone.

                                What are you going to surprise me with?
                                If I tell you, it won't be a surprise...

                                (maybe I can dig up some more Rum)

                                Why does optonline have the most obnoxious commercials on the planet?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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