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Who is Franklin?
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Tinker's Belle.
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A gum wrapper, a wire coat hanger and MacGuyver's "tool box".Quoth crazylegs View Post
Why is it against the law to kill someone?Comment
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Because The Man's always gotta spoil our fun!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
If it's called Tourist Season, why's it illegal to shoot them?
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Actually, the man allows us to shoot tourists, but only if you fill out the paperwork in triplicate and get E.T. to come back to Earth and leave his home for at least 50 years and you have to spin around until you fall down and then you have to get up and perform the Chicken Dance.Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostBecause The Man's always gotta spoil our fun!
If it's called Tourist Season, why's it illegal to shoot them?
(Actually, I think I just answered that one myself!)
How do I come up with these types of explanations?Comment
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There are more voices shouting in your head than in mine.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Is it show time, yet?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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something that's deeply fried and we're not sure if it's actually food or not.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why not drink at 11 in the morning?Comment
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Because it's better to be sleeping still.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Who says I can't draw on the walls?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because the Sand Man decided to skip your house.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
What is the biggest even to take place in a tent?Comment
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The Big Bang. (God was on a camping trip, you see, and had a little mishap with a camp stove...)Quoth idrinkarum View Post
It's 8:45. Do you know where your children are?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Watching the hockey game of course.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
How many ponies are in my My Little Pony collection?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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One. But it's a really large My Little Pony.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why should I care about the Biggest Loser?Comment
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To make sure you're not it.
If you put bananas in your ice cream, does that make it health food?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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