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Old 08-28-2018, 12:58 PM
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Default Dang! Woman cancels wedding because...

Friends & family won't help her get the $60K for the wedding she wants...

Then rants about it, going full-on EW...

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Old 08-28-2018, 01:01 PM
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"I'm not your friend anymore? How will I ever go on?"

She said that that she wanted to have a "Kardashian Wedding." Unfortunately, she would probably have had a Kardashian marriage. The groom dodged a cannonball.
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Old 08-28-2018, 01:47 PM
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"I'm not your friend anymore? How will I ever go on?"

She said that that she wanted to have a "Kardashian Wedding." Unfortunately, she would probably have had a Kardashian marriage. The groom dodged a cannonball.
My question is, "How rich are her friends?"

She wanted each of them to give her between $1,000 and $1,500. Which she said was "not a lot" to give.

I make decent money, and I don't even know if I would give that much to a friend who was getting married.
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Did you catch the reason for that $60k budget? Bridezilla was taking advice from a psychic.
Moreover she dumps her spouse-to-be just because he suggested a Vegas wedding which would they could easily cover.
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Old 08-28-2018, 05:14 PM
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If CAD $1,500 is not a lot to give, she can give it to me. I'll take it.
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Before two days ago I'd never heard of fundraising for weddings. Jack and Jill? Anyway they aren't done here, and I wouldn't help out. I buy a present, they throw their own damn party.
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Did you catch the reason for that $60k budget? Bridezilla was taking advice from a psychic.
And she said she wanted to be a Kardashian for a day...

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Moreover she dumps her spouse-to-be just because he suggested a Vegas wedding which would they could easily cover.
A spouse-to-be that she already had a kid with. But yeah, she dumped him over something petty.

Because it's very, very likely that she said she wanted a fancy-pants $60K wedding -- and he just went along with it ("Yeah! Me too!"). I would guess that a large number of men who get married do this exact same thing.

My wife and I had a small outdoor wedding. I think our total cost was close to $3,000, and we paid for everything ourselves. That included the venue, food, Justice of the Peace, clothing, rings, invitations, favors, cakes, everything.
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This really does take "Bridezilla" to a whole new level . . . Honestly, I think her 'friends' dodged a cannonball, as well.

What do you suppose she'd have wanted for her next baby shower?

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This really does take "Bridezilla" to a whole new level . . . Honestly, I think her 'friends' dodged a cannonball, as well.

What do you suppose she'd have wanted for her next baby shower?
She might have ended up with a Kardashian marriage, too...

Kim Kardashian is on her 3rd marriage.
Kourtney is divorced
Khloe is divorced, also.

People get divorced. I get it. My parents divorced. My mother has been divorced four times.

But this lady's marriage was destined to fail. Because morgana is right, there's no telling what she'd want for a baby shower.
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She's as high as a Giraffe's asshole if she thinks people were going to pay that.
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