I used to be a "people person." I've worked in retail, bars, and amusement parks. Nothing had ever pissed me off as much as the customers that I get providing technical support. The following are things that should be passed by congress and made capital offenses. Feel free to add more.
1) If you tell me that you know nothing about computers, you DO NOT have the right to contest anything I ask you to do. What I ask you to do is to help you fix your problem. However, if I tell you to stick your tongue in your power supply, you better be down on all 4s ready for the kiss of your life. If I ask you to type "ping yahoo.com" don't say "But I don't use Yahoo."
2) If you've been drinking or doing drugs, please, please PLEASE call back when you're sober. If I ask you to click on something, I don't want to hear 30 seconds of silence and then "Uhh.... what?" I don't have the patience or the allowable call times to deal with you.
3) Don't call up demanding that I fix your problem and the refuse to let me help you. If you want help, shut up and let me help. If you don't, hang up and don't call back.
4) Don't take it upon yourself to start clicking on and removing, deleting, uninstalling, disabling, etc etc etc. If I ask you to click on Control Panel, that does not mean defrag you hard drive or start a virus scan or reboot your system.
5) I don't care if you're an engineer of some sort. If you called me, that means you couldn't fix it. Most likely because you're an idiot. If i ask you to do something, it's because it provides information I need. Apply rules 1 and 3 here.
OK. I think I'm vented for now.
CH
1) If you tell me that you know nothing about computers, you DO NOT have the right to contest anything I ask you to do. What I ask you to do is to help you fix your problem. However, if I tell you to stick your tongue in your power supply, you better be down on all 4s ready for the kiss of your life. If I ask you to type "ping yahoo.com" don't say "But I don't use Yahoo."
2) If you've been drinking or doing drugs, please, please PLEASE call back when you're sober. If I ask you to click on something, I don't want to hear 30 seconds of silence and then "Uhh.... what?" I don't have the patience or the allowable call times to deal with you.
3) Don't call up demanding that I fix your problem and the refuse to let me help you. If you want help, shut up and let me help. If you don't, hang up and don't call back.
4) Don't take it upon yourself to start clicking on and removing, deleting, uninstalling, disabling, etc etc etc. If I ask you to click on Control Panel, that does not mean defrag you hard drive or start a virus scan or reboot your system.
5) I don't care if you're an engineer of some sort. If you called me, that means you couldn't fix it. Most likely because you're an idiot. If i ask you to do something, it's because it provides information I need. Apply rules 1 and 3 here.
OK. I think I'm vented for now.
CH
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