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besides him picking up a lady of the night, I know someone that was 6 miles from home, that would still be alive if she had just gotten a hotel.
she'd been on a red eye flight and just wanted to get home, fell asleep at the wheel and never woke up again.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
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Organic Water.
ORGANIC......WATER......
The actual fuck...... my brain is offically done for the day. Time to CTRL-ALT-DEL, reformat and reboot.
And damn it now I'm googling it.
H2O means each molecule of water contains two atoms of hydrogen (H) joined to one atom of oxygen (O). In order for something to be organic — as in alive — it needs carbon. So water, by definition is inorganic.How ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga
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Organic water...?
I... buh... wha... x_o
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That's right up there with the guy asking me if the bottled water he was buying had carbs in it.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostOrganic water...?
I... buh... wha... x_o
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That's right up there with the guy asking me if the bottled water he was buying had carbs in it.
I think just to see what kind of response I'd get, I'll send a text to my Coke merchandiser and ask if he can order that in for Thursday's truck.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostOrganic water...?
I... buh... wha... x_o
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That's right up there with the guy asking me if the bottled water he was buying had carbs in it.
I can see it now! "Carb free! Gluten free! Fat free! Sodium free! It's WATER! Try some today!"When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostNow MY brain needs a reboot on that one.
I think just to see what kind of response I'd get, I'll send a text to my Coke merchandiser and ask if he can order that in for Thursday's truck.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth TimmyHate View PostOrganic Water.
ORGANIC......WATER......
I suppose if it was organic salt it would last longer.
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Quoth gerund View PostHere in Australia they have an expiry date on salt. You know, pure sodium chloride the chemical. It is a couple of years in the future, but I have a large container of it in my kitchen that is well and truly expired. It is still just salt. It has not broken down or gone off or anything like that, it is still salt.
I suppose if it was organic salt it would last longer.
But yeah, many "expiration" dates on products are really just date codes for quality control in case there's a problem with a batch and don't correspond to any noticeable actual product degradation.
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And a CYA for the manufacturer, who knows where that bag is going to be 5 years from now, or 10, in what forgotten cupboard, being cross-contaminated with who knows what?
The last thing they need is someone crawling out of the woodwork who bought the stuff 40 years ago and claims that it just NOW made them sick...- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
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Quoth Argabarga View PostAnd a CYA for the manufacturer, who knows where that bag is going to be 5 years from now, or 10, in what forgotten cupboard, being cross-contaminated with who knows what?
The last thing they need is someone crawling out of the woodwork who bought the stuff 40 years ago and claims that it just NOW made them sick...
Watch enough episodes of "Hoarders" and you would be surprised what some of these folks will still think is good to use.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Watch enough episodes of "Hoarders" and you would be surprised what some of these folks will still think is good to use.
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Quoth MoonCat View PostMaybe he mistook carbon for carbohydrates? "Hydrate means water, right...?"
I can see it now! "Carb free! Gluten free! Fat free! Sodium free! It's WATER! Try some today!"
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Quoth KellyHabersham View PostMy question is.......what does "two and a half person" mean?
Just what the hell is half a person, and why do they need a room to themselves?
Unless it's the voices in her head?
Quoth TimmyHate View PostOrganic Water.
ORGANIC......WATER......
The actual fuck...... my brain is offically done for the day. Time to CTRL-ALT-DEL,
To which I thought, "Yuck. Hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) is nasty."
Quoth sirwired View PostWell, most table salt has an anti-caking compound that eventually saturates, which would cause the salt to clump.
But yeah, many "expiration" dates on products are really just date codes for quality control in case there's a problem with a batch and don't correspond to any noticeable actual product degradation.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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