Some George Carlin that I came across while cleaning off my desk:
Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.
When will the rhetorical questions all end?
I finally figured out what e-mail is for. It's for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to.
I'm starting to get more compassionate. I gotta watch that.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.
I wonder if a classical music composer ever intentionally composed a piano piece that was physically impossible to play, and then stuck it away in a trunk to be found years after his death, knowing it would forever drive perfectionist musicians crazy.
Suggested bumper sticker:
We Are The Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem Is Sufficient That He Doesn't Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car
Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.
When will the rhetorical questions all end?
I finally figured out what e-mail is for. It's for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to.
I'm starting to get more compassionate. I gotta watch that.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.
I wonder if a classical music composer ever intentionally composed a piano piece that was physically impossible to play, and then stuck it away in a trunk to be found years after his death, knowing it would forever drive perfectionist musicians crazy.
Suggested bumper sticker:
We Are The Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem Is Sufficient That He Doesn't Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car
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