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  • Guy Texts a Date Suggesting "Improvements"

    This story reminds me of the following exchange.

    Host: "How would you suggest for her?"
    Him: "Massive plastic surgery."
    Host: "How would you improve him?"
    Her: "Six feet under, straight away."
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

  • #2
    So the dude...

    ...slags her off in a bullet point list

    ...tells her (among many other things!) to be more confident

    ...tells her she should be more sensitive to others' feelings.

    Self awareness level NEGATIVE ONE BILLION.

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    • #3
      Dudes like that keep me single.

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      • #4
        Quoth morgana View Post
        Dudes like that keep me themselves single.
        I fixed it for you.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • #5
          God, I hope . . .

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          • #6
            I think her own caption pretty well covers the situation:
            Kimberley posted the following to Facebook accompanied with the caption, “Imagine being so far up your own ass you’d send this to a girl 3 months after a date”

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            • #7
              Oh how the Internet has changed the world.

              We used to have to rely on Dear Abby, Ann Landers and other advice columns for that kind of letter.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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