Amusing Yet more Dumb complaints

[Coconut]

"I recieved poor directions. I Barley made it."

In this age of maps and GPS....plenty of people SOMEHOW make it. And how did you make barley?

On a related note: I once saw an ad on our college bulletin board for a "barley used" mattress. I still have a picture of that one somewhere (the ad, not the mattress).

[Mr Hero]

The only reason I could find the complaint about the red decorating being valid is if you worked at the Overlook Hotel.

[Kit-Ginevra]

And please note that some of us still do not drive. So when you give directions-come down this road,second roundabout,turn down this road... and when you get told 'hang on I'm coming on foot' don't have a major brain bloop-'you haven't got a car...oh well then I don't know how to direct you-I have no idea how you're going to get here'.Give me the roads I need to walk along and I can make it there...

[lordlundar]

Also, re: Starbucks - There's probably one two miles in the opposite direction, too.

I'm surprised they space them out that far apart.