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  • Haven't you people ever heard of closing your goddamn door?

    Another guy crapping in the mens room at the swamp today with the door open.

    I didn't waste too much time doing my business.

    Srsly people, you're not at home. CLOSE THE DOOR I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
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  • #2
    I guess they're not shy about exposing themselves to anyone who walks in!

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    • #3
      Guy was just showing the world that he's an asshole.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #4
        Quoth wolfie View Post
        Guy was just showing the world that he's an asshole.
        With the way toilets work, he wouldn't be showing the world that he's an asshole.

        He might be showing them that he's a dick, though.
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        • #5
          Quoth downforit2008 View Post
          I guess they're not shy about exposing themselves to anyone who walks in!
          Just wait until a minor walks in and he gets charged with exposure, he might start closing the door then.
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          • #6
            "No, it's much better to take these kinds of things, with a sense and voice of rationality..."
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            • #7
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              • #8
                I have a mentally-impaired co-worker who will often take a dump with the door hanging half-open. I've told him both times I've wandered in to take a leak to kindly CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR (not using those words, but practically screaming them in my head).

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                • #9
                  Quoth fireheart View Post
                  "No, it's much better to take these kinds of things, with a sense and voice of rationality..."
                  Thanks, Fireheart. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day long.
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                  • #10
                    Why don't you just close the door for them? If they can't do it or if they just forgot and are concentrating on just peeing/pooping, you'd be doing them a favour; if they won't do it and they like the door open, you will at least know where they stand.
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                    • #11
                      More and more people seem to be doing this, I'm not shy about it at all, openly shouting out to "close the door you disgusting fuck". It's just another example of society's morals and values going down the toilet.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth fireheart View Post
                        "No, it's much better to take these kinds of things, with a sense and voice of rationality..."
                        It's "a sense of poise and rationality," actually.

                        But thank you. Now I have the song stuck in my head, too.
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                        • #13
                          Bleah.

                          Yeah I once walked into a supermarket restroom which had two stalls. The first one looked like a pee hurricane had gone through it. The second one was occupied by a woman who was taking care of business with the stall door open. Thank god the door was positioned in a way that meant she was blocked from my sight. She heard me come in and said, "Sorry, I just really had to go!" I told her the stalls were so small she could easily reach the door from a seated position, and I left. Yuck.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                            Why don't you just close the door for them? If they can't do it or if they just forgot and are concentrating on just peeing/pooping, you'd be doing them a favour; if they won't do it and they like the door open, you will at least know where they stand.
                            Most public restroom stalls have doors that can only be "locked" from the inside...if you don't lock it, the door will swing open on its own.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                              It's "a sense of poise and rationality," actually.

                              But thank you. Now I have the song stuck in my head, too.
                              Never heard the song - what's the title and who sang it? BTW, my system is too old, and my connection is too slow, to use YouTube.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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