Yell over to the customer service desk or where ever you get change, "I'm gonna need rolls n rolls of pennies here..."
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Quoth Evandril View PostI'm guessing showing up at the yard sale with a $50 would be 'bad'? And then delivering the same line to them, in a nice cheerful tone?Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.
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Quoth MrsEclipse View PostTheir fragile heads wouldn't make the connection, not even years later as they look back upon their younger days with stars in their eyes...The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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Quoth veniteangeli View PostI JUST GOT HERE! YOU just got here! The store's been open two and a half minutes, and you think I can deal with a $100?! GTFO.
They had just done a shift change ... And you get a gold star if you see where this is going.
ALL THREE of them paid with $100 bills .... and they sure as hell hadn't made $80 purchases, either. The cashier who was leaving had to just let the replacement make change out of the money she just finished counting down and re-do her closing all over again >_<"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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One day, I was broke and borrowed money from a friend. All he had was a 50, so that's what he gave me, even though I just wanted cigarette money. So, I went to the store and could tell by the look on the clerk's face that I was going to wipe her drawer out. I apologized and offered to go and try to find enough change in my car to pay for them and she lent me the money from her purse. You better believe that I made a point of paying her back the next day!
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I always ask the cashier first, if they can break a large(r) bill. If the answer is no, I provide some other method of payment. Once at WM, she said, "Oh sure, no problem!" She then took my bill over to try to find a manager to get change at the office. What could have been a two minute transaction took ten minutes. I'm sure the folks behind me were happy....Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
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Quoth Rapscallion View PostAm I the only one to think that there's a very easy way for her to get single dollar bills?
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