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What's that old chestnut? Guy goes into some sort of business and demands his ass be kissed. When his ass ISN'T kissed, demands "Do you know who I am?"
Desk clerk responds by getting on the phone and calling the nearest hospital, explaining she has a patient of theirs who is clearly agitated and with obvious amnesia since he's having to ask if SHE knows who he is!
Variation: Desk clerk replies no, she doesn't know who he is, but suggests he check his wallet/underwear.Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...
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Another Jerry Springer sighting back in the late 80s would be at a bar in Clifton, by UC called Ripley's. He'd come up after the newscast on Wed night and sing with a local band the Menus. All the girls wore low cut shirts when he was there, he was sure to buy you a drink if you did.Is it really SO hard to listen to the prompts?
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Quoth dbuzman View PostHe probably enjoyed being treated like any other customer and not fawned over because he is famous.
I see more in Santa Fe (quite a few live around there). Randy Travis and Val Kilmer come to mind. (I don't care what people say about him. He opened up his ranch for people to move their horses to when Los Alamos evacuated for the Cerro Grande fire. If he's such an ass, he wouldn't have done that.)
One of my friends works in a local gun shop. Johnny Depp was in the shop a couple weeks ago.
A store I worked at, we'd get NPH in quite often. But then, he was home visiting his parents.It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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When I was working retail I rang up Santa Claus. XD Big guy, fluffy white beard, the whole she-bang.
It's funny, people always joke about him vacationing in the tropics during summer, but I never expected to see the Big Man himself in Arizona, buying a Hawaiian shirt with surfing Santas on it, and paying with a credit card that said Kris Kringle. His ID matched, so I rang it up. Took all my strength not to wish him a Merry Christmas by accident.
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I feel sorry for that poor guy. What a childhood he must have had.
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Quoth Geek King View PostNot anymore. He changed his legal name to Alice Cooper.
He also wields a mean Rod of Cancellation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33YD-pwJdg
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Quoth midnightaurora View PostIt's the mall that is no longer owned by Simon, if that helps. (Which, btw, now that its not owned by them, even though its still a ghost town, there's been a ton of improvements and there's plans for more.)
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