Mottoes of Sucky Customers

[catcul]

Here are lines from TV and music that can be used as mottoes for sucky customers.

"I don't care about anyone else but me." Drowning Pool - Tear Away

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"Here comes chaos." Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"Man is a four letter word. It's really absurd. The hate isn't fake; it's just inferred." Stone Sour - Absolute Zero (Yes, that's where I get my signature.)

"People equal ." Slipknot - People= (Yes, Corey Tailor strikes again.)

What lines from movies, TV, or music could apply to sucky customers, coworkers, or the suck of working in customer service?

[catcul]

"No one's laughing now. I'm sullen and sated, and you can't put a price on me." Stone Sour - Gone Sovereign

"This is Hell, and I wanted it, but I'm an idiot." Stone Sour - House of Gold and Bones

[XCashier]

What lines from movies, TV, or music could apply to ...the suck of working in customer service?

But it's the same old story
Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm so tired
I'm oh oh oh oh oh, so tired
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied
satisfied

--Simon and Garfunkel, Keep The Customer Satisfied

(Funnily enough, it's also one of the songs in rotation on our overhead store music! )

[MoonCat]

I just use "I'm Going Slightly Mad" for everything...

Although I think the old "Twilight Zone" theme music would make awesome "hold" music on our phones...

[gremcint]

What good could come of it? -Red foreman 70's show, (responding to the actions of an sc)

Let's throw stuff at other stuff.- 70s show

[catcul]

"I can't live with or without you." U2 - With or Without You

[catcul]

"I still hate my job. My boss is a . I don't get paid nearly enough to put up with all of your ." Theory of a Deadman - Hate My Life

[protege]

Well, I been working in this factory for now on fifteen years
All this time, I watched my woman drownin' in a pool of tears
And I've seen a lot of good folks die who had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of my back if I had the guts to say...

Take this job and shove it I ain't workin' here no more
My woman done left and took all the reason I was working for
Ya, better not try and stand in my way
Cause I'm walkin', out the door
Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more

--Johnny Paycheck, Take This Job And Shove It

Not *quite* retail, but it works

[catcul]

"Get out of here now before you all die, or worse!" Helicopter pilot - SimCopter

[Draper Mel]

"My own little world is what I deserve
Cause I am the only child there is." --Center of Attention Guster

[catcul]

Counting all the in the room, well, I'm definitely not alone. ...
You're a liar; you're a cheater; you're a fool. Well, that's just like me....
Mr. Perfect doesn't exist, my friend.

Volbeat - Still Counting