GraveKeeper... I am so sorry. (Also, HELP)

[Marlowe]

Hey, mine got stabbed too!

[Pimento]

Haha there ya go :P now you just need something heavy and an unguarded power tool to finish it up

[Marlowe]

Hmm... all I have is a 26lb cat. Would that do?

[Pimento]

Well it depends on how pointy the bugger is

[Kittish]

Well it depends on how pointy the bugger is

It's a cat. 5 of its 6 ends are all points.

[Marlowe]

I've lived in St. John's now for a little over six years and I've seen a lot of crazy here, and have even been taken over by it a bit LOL You'd never know that I haven't spent my whole life here - it must be in the water. Or it happened when I got Screeched in. I spent most of my life in BC where I wasn't quite as crazy as I am now!

St Johns? We should hang out while I'm there, I think I'm going to be around there! You can show me all the fun stuff

And don't worry, I am no stranger to fights in the parking lot at weddings... except in my case it was a fight in the petrol station over the road. When I don't have my arm all bandaged up I'll type out the full story of that wedding... suffice to say it was AWESOME.

[Marlowe]

Well it depends on how pointy the bugger is

Pointy. He's a Maine Coon. His claws and teeth are ENORMOUS. And... he has two extra toes on each of his back feet. That's extra points right there.

And.... his name is Dexter.

[Pimento]

Jesus. 2 hours sleep a d work calls me to come in. Please find someone else lol

[Marlowe]

Jesus. 2 hours sleep a d work calls me to come in. Please find someone else lol

Grim.

I'm enjoying enforced lazytimes while I rest my arm and bathe in the joys of 70mg of codeine every 4 hours.... with my remaining cats. God, I miss the others. Especially my beloved Bundy.

[Gravekeeper]

I'm trying to mentally picture Nunavut in small town Newfoundland.

I don't think there's any help that I or anyone else can possibly render against such a scenario. In fact I am downright alarmed that this mating ritual is even going to occur. The genetic fallout alone. >.>

[Pixilated]

While you're sampling the screech, try some fish and brewis to go with it -- salt cod, hardtack and salted pork fat.

[Pimento]

Grim.

I'm enjoying enforced lazytimes while I rest my arm and bathe in the joys of 70mg of codeine every 4 hours.... with my remaining cats. God, I miss the others. Especially my beloved Bundy.

Jealous of everything but the cats.

Mind you just ordered veal cutlets and 2 pizzas for my meals. So I'll be happier in a few hours.

Still. So friggin tired. Bonus is I'm training a guy who's had 6 days. So hopefully I'll be paid about $70/hour to nap the last 4 hours lol

[Marlowe]

I'm trying to mentally picture Nunavut in small town Newfoundland.

I don't think there's any help that I or anyone else can possibly render against such a scenario. In fact I am downright alarmed that this mating ritual is even going to occur. The genetic fallout alone. >.>

I dunno, the sheer fact she's NOT RELATED to the rest of us might help. No kidding, my whole family originates from a village in Donegal where everyone has the same surname. It's a running joke that marrying your cousin isn't a bad idea because at least you know they're JUST your cousin....

My family are odd. About 10% of us are super geniuses (150+ IQs) but extremely socially inept, misanthropic, and slightly unhinged. A few are downright deranged. The other 90%ish are just grumpy misanthropes.

You know, except when we're drunk.

[Marlowe]

Jealous of everything but the cats.

Mind you just ordered veal cutlets and 2 pizzas for my meals. So I'll be happier in a few hours.

Still. So friggin tired. Bonus is I'm training a guy who's had 6 days. So hopefully I'll be paid about $70/hour to nap the last 4 hours lol

OMG pizza and meat.... that sounds incredible. I am very envious right now.

[Pimento]

Also chocolate explosion cheesecake for dessert. Very tasty stuff :P