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I know this is ebil, but I can be ebil. Had I seen him in the shop afterward.. I would have walked straight up to him and said "Hey, you don't know me, but I just had to say something."
If his wife is a blond "Man I am jealous of that redhead you had in your car <on day of incident>. She was gorgeous. How in the world did you ever pick her up?"
Change redhead to blond if his wife is brunette, and change it to brunette if his wife is redheaded. I'd then walk away, letting him figure out how to deal with the aftermath.
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What? I warned you I can be ebil.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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