Hamster Apocalypse and Home Improvement

[Gravekeeper]

and me attached to the fibrous remnants of my headset cord, still holding my trusty Gameboy.

They'll find my DS clutched in my dead, lifeless hands. However, they'll probably find my headset lodged in another skeleton's pelvis.

Why don’t you go stand in the street and not negotiate with an oncoming bus?

Heh heh heh, I like that. ;9

Yeah, we're connected by the same thread of fate. He takes the Canadian versions of my customers, and I handle the American versions of his.

Wonder twin powers, activate~

[Kara]

However, they'll probably find my headset lodged in another skeleton's pelvis.

How, and why, would.... nevermind.

Wonder twin powers, activate~

Form of.... jaded Customer Service rep!

[Sliceanddice]

*trys to picture GK stabbing a customer with his head set...* yeah that would be painful and time consuming unless... *pictures gk lodging the headset in another way...* oh yeah that would be more fun, and just as if not more painful

[Kara]

Hehe. You reminded me of this.

[lordlundar]

How, and why, would.... nevermind.

Don't ask. You don't want to know.

[justZu]

SW: But you can do things on a corporate level. I work for Home Depot! I know you’ll go out of your way to make a customer happy!
SUP: A phone company is a little different than Home Depot.

That's the problem, right there. Home Depot is the absolute bottom of the spineless-barrel. They will take back anything without a fuss. As I've said before, my son hated working their returns desk. He said it looked like people would rummage through their shed and bring back any old rusty piece 'o garbage whenever they wanted some extra cash.
She naturally expected your company to have the same spineless customer service policies.

[Kara]

That could be. I've never once entertained the idea that other companies/stores had the same policies as the ones I've worked for. I guess that's what separates us from them.

That and a complete set of brain cells.

[Broomjockey]

That and a complete set of brain cells.

An incomplete set would still seperate us.

Heck, anything that can conceivable be called a "set" would. That one cell of theirs must get aaawwwwful lonely up there