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Back when I worked at a very popular northern chain of food/gas station/mini marts, I'd occasionally get those SC's who made jokes about how shitty our food must have been since we were "just a gas station." Those jokes were never funny, because despite what they might have thought, our food was actually delicious and I still eat it to this day. (I miss my discount. 
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This establishment also didn't have any microwaves on the premises - not even in the break room. This will be important later.
One of the major ways we would cook our side dishes and meats was by using a re-thermalizer. It was basically a giant steam table that slowly brought moisture back into previously frozen food. If taken out at the correct time, the food tasted and looked great. However, a lot of idiot SCs didn't know what a re-thermalizer was, and couldn't spell the word if their lives had depended on it.
Enter Redneck SC, who asked about our side dishes and whether we made them from scratch. (LOLOLOL No.) I began to explain the re-thermalizer and how it worked, but the jackass cut me off with the douchiest laugh I'd heard in awhile and says, "'Re-thermalizer.' That's a funny name for a microwave."
No. No idiot, it isn't. Those are two completely different things. Believe me, I WISH we had a microwave, because then I could have brought my own lunch to work instead of buying it everyday. Your joke is neither funny nor appreciated. Go climb back into the mud hole from whence you spawned.
) This establishment also didn't have any microwaves on the premises - not even in the break room. This will be important later.
One of the major ways we would cook our side dishes and meats was by using a re-thermalizer. It was basically a giant steam table that slowly brought moisture back into previously frozen food. If taken out at the correct time, the food tasted and looked great. However, a lot of idiot SCs didn't know what a re-thermalizer was, and couldn't spell the word if their lives had depended on it.
Enter Redneck SC, who asked about our side dishes and whether we made them from scratch. (LOLOLOL No.) I began to explain the re-thermalizer and how it worked, but the jackass cut me off with the douchiest laugh I'd heard in awhile and says, "'Re-thermalizer.' That's a funny name for a microwave."
No. No idiot, it isn't. Those are two completely different things. Believe me, I WISH we had a microwave, because then I could have brought my own lunch to work instead of buying it everyday. Your joke is neither funny nor appreciated. Go climb back into the mud hole from whence you spawned.
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