We're starting to get a lot of people asking for the cheap Italian-American brands that every grocery store (including the one 200 yards away) carries. Not sure if they're testing us or are really that dense.
SC asks a new guy on his first day, I happen to be nearby.
"Do you have DeCecco pasta?"
Newbie says "I don't know." Wrong answer; SC starts huffing and I jump in. "We don't carry that brand."
"Can you find someone who knows what you carry?"
Oh no you didn't. I send Newbie off to find J, and follow after telling SC to stay where he is...of course he doesn't. When we find J I turn around and practically hit SC in the head with the box I'm carrying. I quickly fill J in on the request.
J: "I'm sorry, we don't carry that brand. DeCecco is an Italian-American brand, we specialize in Italian-only."
SC: "You should carry them, they're a really good brand and use pure Italian spring water in their dough!" ...right.
"We don't carry that brand. If you can tell me what type of pasta you're after, we have plenty of excellent brands."
"How can you call yourself an Italian grocery if you don't carry DeCecco?"
"We have Garofalo pasta, which is very good and inexpensive." [read: the same price point as what you're asking about]
"I don't know what that is! I'm looking for DeCecco."
Yes, we've established this. We've also established that we do not have what you seek, might I suggest the "real" grocery store, as you seem to think we aren't one?
SC asks a new guy on his first day, I happen to be nearby.
"Do you have DeCecco pasta?"
Newbie says "I don't know." Wrong answer; SC starts huffing and I jump in. "We don't carry that brand."
"Can you find someone who knows what you carry?"
Oh no you didn't. I send Newbie off to find J, and follow after telling SC to stay where he is...of course he doesn't. When we find J I turn around and practically hit SC in the head with the box I'm carrying. I quickly fill J in on the request.
J: "I'm sorry, we don't carry that brand. DeCecco is an Italian-American brand, we specialize in Italian-only."
SC: "You should carry them, they're a really good brand and use pure Italian spring water in their dough!" ...right.
"We don't carry that brand. If you can tell me what type of pasta you're after, we have plenty of excellent brands."
"How can you call yourself an Italian grocery if you don't carry DeCecco?"
"We have Garofalo pasta, which is very good and inexpensive." [read: the same price point as what you're asking about]
"I don't know what that is! I'm looking for DeCecco."
Yes, we've established this. We've also established that we do not have what you seek, might I suggest the "real" grocery store, as you seem to think we aren't one?
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