I hope this doesn't offend but if it does, oh well.
Here goes: At a country club, there was a group of 4 guys who played golf together every weekend, one day one of them moved away. The group decided to keep playing and looked for someone to join them. A woman stepped, "I'll join if it's fine by you guys." The guys were doubtful at first but they let her join. "What time and day do we meet?" She asked. "We meet at 7:00 AM on Saturdays." The guys had replied.
"All right I arrive early, the latest being 6:45 AM."
The day that the group met the woman arrived around 6:30 AM. When the game was over the woman had broken the group's record in golf. The guys were impressed and asked her to join in again. She obliged stating the lastest she would be.
When they met up again, she arrived at the same time like last time, she decided to play using her left hand, she matched her previous score. Later on that day, one of the guys had to ask. "I'm impressed by your golfing abilities. How are you able to hit the ball with both hands?"
The woman replied "When I wake up next to my husband and he wakes up, I check to see what direction his d*** is pointing. If it's pointing to the right I use my right hand for golf, if it points to the left I use my left hand."
"What happens if it's pointing straight up?" One of the men asked.
"Then I'll be here at 6:45 AM." The woman responded.
Here goes: At a country club, there was a group of 4 guys who played golf together every weekend, one day one of them moved away. The group decided to keep playing and looked for someone to join them. A woman stepped, "I'll join if it's fine by you guys." The guys were doubtful at first but they let her join. "What time and day do we meet?" She asked. "We meet at 7:00 AM on Saturdays." The guys had replied.
"All right I arrive early, the latest being 6:45 AM."
The day that the group met the woman arrived around 6:30 AM. When the game was over the woman had broken the group's record in golf. The guys were impressed and asked her to join in again. She obliged stating the lastest she would be.
When they met up again, she arrived at the same time like last time, she decided to play using her left hand, she matched her previous score. Later on that day, one of the guys had to ask. "I'm impressed by your golfing abilities. How are you able to hit the ball with both hands?"
The woman replied "When I wake up next to my husband and he wakes up, I check to see what direction his d*** is pointing. If it's pointing to the right I use my right hand for golf, if it points to the left I use my left hand."
"What happens if it's pointing straight up?" One of the men asked.
"Then I'll be here at 6:45 AM." The woman responded.
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