The above-mentioned post made me remember this one:
A mother and her little girl gets on the bus. The mother pays her fare, but tells the driver, "My daughter is under 5, so she rides for free."
The bus driver leans down to the little girl's level, and says, "Well hello there, little girl! How old are you?"
The little girl smiles and says, "Four and a half."
"And when are you going to be five?" asks the driver.
"As soon as I get off this bus!"
A mother and her little girl gets on the bus. The mother pays her fare, but tells the driver, "My daughter is under 5, so she rides for free."
The bus driver leans down to the little girl's level, and says, "Well hello there, little girl! How old are you?"
The little girl smiles and says, "Four and a half."
"And when are you going to be five?" asks the driver.
"As soon as I get off this bus!"
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