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Drunk drivers suck, because they can sometimes be too drunk to figure out that attempting to left turn across traffic is ill advised 2 seconds after the little green arrow on the traffic light turned itself off.
They're even sucker when they drive something with high destructive potential should they attempt the above stupid stunt, like, hypothetically, a Dodge Ram 1500 Pickup.
Fortunately, they decided to try and take one something even bigger in the ensuing collision, a Ford F-450 Super Duty. With a crash bumper. Namely, truck #10 in our fleet.
His front end got caved in, he got stuck in the back of the cop car after flunking the field sobriety test after 3 steps, and truck #10 didn't even crack a headlight, just bent the brush guard a bit, we'll pull that back out later
And then, after all that, he became our customer because the cops reasoned "Well, you're already here, might as well take em' " since his truck was now most definitely WITHOUT a driver.
That's one way to drum up business, but I wouldn't want to make a habit out of it.
They're even sucker when they drive something with high destructive potential should they attempt the above stupid stunt, like, hypothetically, a Dodge Ram 1500 Pickup.
Fortunately, they decided to try and take one something even bigger in the ensuing collision, a Ford F-450 Super Duty. With a crash bumper. Namely, truck #10 in our fleet.
His front end got caved in, he got stuck in the back of the cop car after flunking the field sobriety test after 3 steps, and truck #10 didn't even crack a headlight, just bent the brush guard a bit, we'll pull that back out later
And then, after all that, he became our customer because the cops reasoned "Well, you're already here, might as well take em' " since his truck was now most definitely WITHOUT a driver.
That's one way to drum up business, but I wouldn't want to make a habit out of it.
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