Everyone take a moment for the Auctioneer.
She is the one whose son got cut while out on a boat, so badly he probably needed stitches, then decided to go back out anyway.
She is the one who talks at 100 miles per hour. So fast, that coworkers hand the phone to me as I'm one of the few able to keep up with her.
She called us from her father's deathbed to let us know she was still coming to pick up a rental, despite being at her father's deathbed.
Auctioneer called today, and told my mother that she was going to jail, and probably wouldn't rent from us anymore.
So... [beat] moment taken.
Goodbye Auctioneer. You added some very strange color to my first retail job.
She is the one whose son got cut while out on a boat, so badly he probably needed stitches, then decided to go back out anyway.
She is the one who talks at 100 miles per hour. So fast, that coworkers hand the phone to me as I'm one of the few able to keep up with her.
She called us from her father's deathbed to let us know she was still coming to pick up a rental, despite being at her father's deathbed.
Auctioneer called today, and told my mother that she was going to jail, and probably wouldn't rent from us anymore.
So... [beat] moment taken.
Goodbye Auctioneer. You added some very strange color to my first retail job.
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