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So, background. About a month and a half ago, I had to ban a guy, who we will call Smooze, off of a private forum I run, for basically stealing the entire website of an upstanding member of said forum. General "that's not cool, dude", and all that. I don't want copyright infringers hanging around, you know?
Well, Smooze threw a tiny fit over it, but it wasn't much of anything, and I hadn't heard anything about him in a long while. Up until this morning.
HeroDude: Hey Seraph, so I found out that Smooze bought off someone in the forum, he's sharing Dirtbag's account, so that he can still read all the news, and make posts, and keep an eye on everyone.
Seraph: Got proof of this, man? Sorry to be like that, but I need to see it.
HeroDude: No prob, go look at their site right now, and here...I'll send screencaps.
Sure enough, they're bragging about it on their site like freaking idiots. So, I pop onto the forum, PM Dirtbag to let him know he is now banned for this, that I saw everything, and that this will be publically announced to the forum as well. (I figure, this is super shady, and with a breach like this, people might want to know.
Smooze and Dirtbag are not pleased with this, and proceed to catch me online, and message me. We will now call them....Smoozebag. Mainly because the two of them were messaging me from the same account, and switching off randomly.
Smoozebag: How dare you ban me. You are evil, pure evil, and the whole forum is full of it. you are a liar, a crook, and a scammer. I am glad to be rid of your forum, I DONT NEED IT. Everyone on that forum is an evil person. You too are evil, so full of injustice. You are not God, you have no authority over me, you are not God. I am glad you are not god, because you are evil!
Seraph: Okay, so I'm guessing you think I'm evil. Really? You want to call me that? It wasn't me who broke the rules, it wasn't *me* who decided to help a banned member sneak back in to spy on everyone.
Smoozebag: You are NOT GOD you cannot say that. My god is on my side, he protects his christians.
Seraph: Really? Because as a Christian myself, I was rather under the impression that, you know, lying is bad. Stealing is bad. You know, general *evil* things.
Seraph: Also, I am now adding this lovely chat tidbit to the public announcement. I'm sure your business partners in the forum will love hearing that you called them evil.
<Smoozebag goes radio silent for a few minutes.>
Smoozebag: Seraph
Smoozebag: I am sorry, you forgive me? jesus said that you must forgive, much as he did mary magdalene. you need to forgive me, forgive a fellow christian
Seraph: I can forgive you, doesn't mean you are absolved of the consequences of your actions. You are not coming back to the forum, and you will have to answer for your actions and behavior.
Smoozebag: But it does absolve me, thats what the Bible says. you forgive me, and it absolves me.
Seraph: Dude, I'm pretty sure only God can do that, and even still, there's many examples in the Bible where people sinned, and were forgiven, but they still have to suffer the consequences.
Smoozebag: no, not true
Seraph: Are you honestly trying to say that if I forgive you, that means we go back to like this never happened? Everything is hunky dory? Sparkles and ponies? We totally forget this ever occurred, you're forgiven, you're allowed back, blah blah? Is that what you're telling me?
Smoozebag: yes
Smoozebag: if you don't you are then truly not a christian
Seraph: Oh bugger off, that's a crock right there. I'm not even going to attempt to argue this point with you, you're so twisted in the head. How dare you try to manipulate me with my religion. How freaking DARE you say this sort of stuff to me. Accuse me of not being a Christian because I don't make everything go away.
Smoozebag: well you aren't
Smoozebag: are you saying you've never sinned? you should know, sinner.
Seraph: You are seriously both twisted people. Forgiveness doesn't mean magically everything goes away for you screwing up. And I won't sit here and have you try and manipulate me into this, by trying to twist my religion.
Seraph: The Bible does say, however, that you should beware of those who try to use religion against you, and boy howdy, that's you guys. If you two are even remotely Christians, I hope you are seriously, SERIOUSLY ashamed of yourselves right now.
Smoozebag: you will burn in hell, then...for not forgiving...and not being a christian.
Seraph: Yep, done here. Posted this, and yall are out forever. Goodbye!
Yeah. Weirdest few minutes of my week right there. First time I've had someone attempt to try and twist my arm with my religious beliefs, honestly. I briefly considered getting my religious debate on, and sending him a veritable mountain of passages and examples of just why his attempt was so full of holes.....but he's not worth my time.
DO NOT MAKE THIS FRATCHING MATERIAL!.
So, background. About a month and a half ago, I had to ban a guy, who we will call Smooze, off of a private forum I run, for basically stealing the entire website of an upstanding member of said forum. General "that's not cool, dude", and all that. I don't want copyright infringers hanging around, you know?
Well, Smooze threw a tiny fit over it, but it wasn't much of anything, and I hadn't heard anything about him in a long while. Up until this morning.
HeroDude: Hey Seraph, so I found out that Smooze bought off someone in the forum, he's sharing Dirtbag's account, so that he can still read all the news, and make posts, and keep an eye on everyone.
Seraph: Got proof of this, man? Sorry to be like that, but I need to see it.
HeroDude: No prob, go look at their site right now, and here...I'll send screencaps.
Sure enough, they're bragging about it on their site like freaking idiots. So, I pop onto the forum, PM Dirtbag to let him know he is now banned for this, that I saw everything, and that this will be publically announced to the forum as well. (I figure, this is super shady, and with a breach like this, people might want to know.
Smooze and Dirtbag are not pleased with this, and proceed to catch me online, and message me. We will now call them....Smoozebag. Mainly because the two of them were messaging me from the same account, and switching off randomly.
Smoozebag: How dare you ban me. You are evil, pure evil, and the whole forum is full of it. you are a liar, a crook, and a scammer. I am glad to be rid of your forum, I DONT NEED IT. Everyone on that forum is an evil person. You too are evil, so full of injustice. You are not God, you have no authority over me, you are not God. I am glad you are not god, because you are evil!
Seraph: Okay, so I'm guessing you think I'm evil. Really? You want to call me that? It wasn't me who broke the rules, it wasn't *me* who decided to help a banned member sneak back in to spy on everyone.
Smoozebag: You are NOT GOD you cannot say that. My god is on my side, he protects his christians.
Seraph: Really? Because as a Christian myself, I was rather under the impression that, you know, lying is bad. Stealing is bad. You know, general *evil* things.
Seraph: Also, I am now adding this lovely chat tidbit to the public announcement. I'm sure your business partners in the forum will love hearing that you called them evil.
<Smoozebag goes radio silent for a few minutes.>
Smoozebag: Seraph
Smoozebag: I am sorry, you forgive me? jesus said that you must forgive, much as he did mary magdalene. you need to forgive me, forgive a fellow christian
Seraph: I can forgive you, doesn't mean you are absolved of the consequences of your actions. You are not coming back to the forum, and you will have to answer for your actions and behavior.
Smoozebag: But it does absolve me, thats what the Bible says. you forgive me, and it absolves me.
Seraph: Dude, I'm pretty sure only God can do that, and even still, there's many examples in the Bible where people sinned, and were forgiven, but they still have to suffer the consequences.
Smoozebag: no, not true
Seraph: Are you honestly trying to say that if I forgive you, that means we go back to like this never happened? Everything is hunky dory? Sparkles and ponies? We totally forget this ever occurred, you're forgiven, you're allowed back, blah blah? Is that what you're telling me?
Smoozebag: yes
Smoozebag: if you don't you are then truly not a christian
Seraph: Oh bugger off, that's a crock right there. I'm not even going to attempt to argue this point with you, you're so twisted in the head. How dare you try to manipulate me with my religion. How freaking DARE you say this sort of stuff to me. Accuse me of not being a Christian because I don't make everything go away.
Smoozebag: well you aren't
Smoozebag: are you saying you've never sinned? you should know, sinner.
Seraph: You are seriously both twisted people. Forgiveness doesn't mean magically everything goes away for you screwing up. And I won't sit here and have you try and manipulate me into this, by trying to twist my religion.
Seraph: The Bible does say, however, that you should beware of those who try to use religion against you, and boy howdy, that's you guys. If you two are even remotely Christians, I hope you are seriously, SERIOUSLY ashamed of yourselves right now.
Smoozebag: you will burn in hell, then...for not forgiving...and not being a christian.
Seraph: Yep, done here. Posted this, and yall are out forever. Goodbye!
Yeah. Weirdest few minutes of my week right there. First time I've had someone attempt to try and twist my arm with my religious beliefs, honestly. I briefly considered getting my religious debate on, and sending him a veritable mountain of passages and examples of just why his attempt was so full of holes.....but he's not worth my time.
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