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Quick One before work...
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:02 PM
DarkCSR DarkCSR is offline
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Cool Quick One before work...

So... there are certain questions that you just don't ask a Rep on the phone. For example...

C: What's the price on *blah*
R: *quotes price*
C: What? That's (yeah, you guessed it) ridiculous! Are you sure?
*puts customer on mute*

No. No, I'm not sure. As a matter of fact, they didn't train me before I was put on the floor. They just handed me a phone and said, "Go work." So, no, I have no clue what the freaking prices are. I make them up just for FUN! Here's your Fraking SIGN!

*takes customer off mute, who keeps saying hello?*

C: Yes, Ma'am... I'm sure.

Hey, I think if you ask something THAT stupid, I as the CSR, should be able to make fun of you.

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Old 06-12-2008, 06:06 PM
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Oh diety yes! I HATE the word "REALLY?"

'Nope, we don't do that.' 'Really?'
'Sorry, we're out.' 'Really?'
'Go ahead ,they're free.' 'Really?'

Every time I want to pop off with something smart... just... I mean...GRRRR!!!!

'Nope, I'm lying to you. We do that, but not for you.'

'We have lots, but you are ugly and I am saving them for hot chicks I think I can score with'

'Nope, I am hoping you'll take one and get arrested for theft trying to leave with it. The thought of you being rogered by Bubba tonight makes me smile.'

Sigh. People suck.

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Old 06-12-2008, 10:33 PM
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I swear... only the stupid are breeding!

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Old 06-12-2008, 10:34 PM
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Quote:
Quoth Wicked_Lexi View Post
I swear... only the stupid are breeding!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyewL0oaWA
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:36 AM
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'Go ahead ,they're free.'
You have something free? Are you dickin' with me? Are you sure? Okay...if you're sure they're free....what ARE they, anyhow? Really? Oh, that's interesting. What can I do with them? Are you SERIOUS?! Where can I order more of these, I gotta share them with my mates!

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Old 06-13-2008, 07:45 AM
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Hehehehe, that was good.
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