Quick One before work...

[DarkCSR]

So... there are certain questions that you just don't ask a Rep on the phone. For example...

C: What's the price on *blah*
R: *quotes price*
C: What? That's (yeah, you guessed it) ridiculous! Are you sure?
*puts customer on mute*

No. No, I'm not sure. As a matter of fact, they didn't train me before I was put on the floor. They just handed me a phone and said, "Go work." So, no, I have no clue what the freaking prices are. I make them up just for FUN! Here's your Fraking SIGN!

*takes customer off mute, who keeps saying hello?*

C: Yes, Ma'am... I'm sure.

Hey, I think if you ask something THAT stupid, I as the CSR, should be able to make fun of you.

[PCGameGuy]

Oh diety yes! I HATE the word "REALLY?"

'Nope, we don't do that.' 'Really?'
'Sorry, we're out.' 'Really?'
'Go ahead ,they're free.' 'Really?'

Every time I want to pop off with something smart... just... I mean...GRRRR!!!!

'Nope, I'm lying to you. We do that, but not for you.'

'We have lots, but you are ugly and I am saving them for hot chicks I think I can score with'

'Nope, I am hoping you'll take one and get arrested for theft trying to leave with it. The thought of you being rogered by Bubba tonight makes me smile.'

Sigh. People suck.

[TealJellyfish]

I swear... only the stupid are breeding!

[Bliss]

Quoth Wicked_Lexi

I swear... only the stupid are breeding!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyewL0oaWA

[RetailWorkhorse]

Quoth PCGameGuy

'Go ahead ,they're free.'

You have something free? Are you dickin' with me? Are you sure? Okay...if you're sure they're free....what ARE they, anyhow? Really? Oh, that's interesting. What can I do with them? Are you SERIOUS?! Where can I order more of these, I gotta share them with my mates!

[One-Fang]

Quoth Bliss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyewL0oaWA

Hehehehe, that was good.