Oh don't worry I'm a mind reader...

[Chanlin]

OR Why me, oh dear god why me.

This one is short and sweet and was a call I took for a local number port.

Me: Hi everyone
SC: S is for Stupid

SC: I think I'd like to port my number from company XYZ to YouGuys

Me: Ok, is this a contract or a prepaid line?

SC: Prepaid.

Me: And whats the phone number please?

SC: Oh I don't remember that, all I have is the account number and pass code. (Strike 1)

Me: Well, I do need to know what phone number is associated with that account number and pass code sir.

SC: Can't you look it up. (Strike 2)

Me: The number does not belong to us sir, I have no way of looking it up for you.

SC: Oh, well can you tell me a little about the roaming charges on your service.

Me: *proceeds to explain our service in detail*

SC: Ok, I don't think this is going to work out then sorry dude *click*



Once again I ask, why god, why me.

[Apathy]

"Hi, I'd like to transfer a number."
"What number?"
"How should I know?"

So, are you using the phone or what? Idiot.

[Samaliel]

I can remember my GSM number (it's very simple), my mother's, I can strain my memory enough to remember my father's, but I can't remember my home phone number.

I blame it all on the phones : if they didn't allow me to store zillions of numbers, I'd remember some of them myself.

[Misanthropical]

I have to think for a minute when I'm asked for my phone number.

I do have customers who think I am a mind reader though. They call in about their bill and do not want to give me any information, but want to make a payment. UGH!