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  • #76
    Quoth Panacea View Post
    Lovely guy! So, might not have been his kid. Might have ourselves a closest pedophile or pederast here. Greeaaaat.
    No, Panacea, somehow I don't think so. But trying to get Seraph in trouble for her kids watching porn on her computer? That seems more in line with his M.O. Guy is a world-class shit-disturber.
    What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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    • #77
      Quoth XCashier View Post
      Hold the entire world hostage for (cue dramatic music)...

      "One million dollars!"
      One measly million? Pluueeze . . . I could tell you a legendary tale about a pair of identical twins who successfully hid over one billion dollars back about 30 years ago using a home written program hidden inside a computer game and a modem.

      Taking over a third world country was next on their list but they got sidetracked.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #78
        Okay, maybe it's just me, but every time I see the thread's title, I think of that song, "We're an American Band." Specifically the following lines:

        Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
        She had the whole show and that's a natural fact.


        So I thought I'd pen a little twist on that for this guy. The tune is the same, but the words would go something like this:


        Out on the lam for forty days
        Last night of freedom put him in a haze
        Sweet, sweet Karma was doin' its act
        It had him bent over, and that's a natural fact

        Up all night in the state pen
        Anal rape is comin', he don't know when.
        Theft and children, he's not right
        And justice is coming to his dumb ass tonight

        He's an American scam
        He's an American scam
        He's comin' to your town
        The cops will hunt him down
        He's an American scam


        (My apologies to Grand Funk Railroad and their brilliance....)
        Last edited by Jester; 07-19-2012, 04:54 AM.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #79
          Jester, I love you, man. <3 <3
          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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          • #80
            Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #81
              Wow, I had been missing the updates to this. As an aside, maybe he's trying to get in prison, figuring its safer there then outside prison where his former partners want words with him, and have a number of badly-hidden objects for inflicting blunt-force trauma?

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              • #82
                Quoth Jester View Post
                He's an American scam
                He's an American scam
                He's comin' to your town
                The cops will hunt him down
                He's an American scam


                (We could use an "applause" smiley, too...)

                Great lyrics, Jester!
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                A page we can all agree with!

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                • #83
                  Hey, I try. I may not have any musical talent, and I don't delude myself that I am a songwriter of any merit. But I do have a bit of a knack for writing parody song lyrics.

                  "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                  Still A Customer."

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                  • #84
                    She
                    Entices
                    Really
                    Assholey
                    People (to)
                    Herself
                    Last edited by Der Cute; 07-21-2012, 07:38 AM. Reason: font thing
                    In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                    She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                    • #85
                      Quoth emax4 View Post
                      Heh, I can see something great coming out of this: "America's Funniest Clients". Here's a great similar theme song (from the original America's Funniest Videos back in the late 80's and 90's):

                      Stories from the threads and news
                      They never told
                      The clients can be stars tonight
                      Until they get paroled

                      They're locked up and screwed.
                      Ah, the funny things they do
                      America.. Clientele... this is you!

                      Were mine subpar or what? LOL

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