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  • #1

    What do you call a store with no staff?

    My last workplace, apparently.

    I'm still in touch with some of the (very few) people who are still there. One staffer walked in today to tell him she couldn't work (dental app't. that left her unable to talk) and the MOD said "Please tell me you're here to work because we are so screwed -- nobody wants to work today."

    They open at 6 a.m. They had ZERO cashiers FOR THREE HOURS.
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero
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    A corporation.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      Staff members who need to trade shifts are now offering cash in the hopes of getting other staffers to take on those shifts ...
      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
      ~ Mr Hero

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      • #4
        ans. "A store where the Self-checkout concept caught on a little TOO well"
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        • #5
          My brain is already going... forget the $$$, what else can you offer me to trade your shift?
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