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    A noted couples therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their intimate encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often people get intimate.

    To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

    "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no.

    "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.

    "Twice a week?"

    "No."

    "Twice a month?"

    "No."

    The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".

    The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"

    The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"
    ~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~
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