I Will Pay You, Plus a Bonus

[cashierbex]

Well, not you guys .
[BG- My store is a 24 hr drugstore that has a separate liquor store. I have been asked to work a few overnights since someone resigned. /BG]

10 Bucks
So, the fun happens late on a fine Saturday morning at 2 am. People are drunker than drunk and higher than high. A guy comes in, prolly around the age of 23, and says that he would pay me 10 bucks to sell him beer . Dude, I am so not willing to lose my job and have possible jail time over 10 bucks. He was a nice guy and all, just really stupid.

Rehab
Girl calls, probably wasted on something. It was about printing photos right away. I told her (or try to) that we can get her in right away. She hung up before I can mention that since its film, it will take longer than 10 min. She comes in, gets irate with my manager. He gets agitated (almost turned her down, too) cause she wanted him to make the machines (that were resting from a hard days work, lucky them) go faster. And she didn't listen and kept saying her boyfriend was in a rush. A few minutes later she apologized and said she was going to rehab and wanted pics of family for it. What she didn't know is that we see the damn pics. It was her posing in these "sexy" poses. Yeah, family pics alright .

[HeroOfNotBashingSkulls]

No money for me? D:

I feel like if I ask for those pics I'll get in major trouble Nah, I don't really want them

[Jay 2K Winger]

Quoth cashierbex

10 Bucks

I've always said "Bribes start at $200 and go up from there." Mind you, I wouldn't do it for even $200. I'd ask for a lot more.

But $200 is where it starts.

[Syriilord]

Wow. You got offered cash? When I worked a few overnight shifts, the only offers I got were for live stripteases. And the ones offering never looked even remotely appealling.

[Sapphire Silk]

Quoth cashierbex

And she didn't listen and kept saying her boyfriend was in a rush. A few minutes later she apologized and said she was going to rehab and wanted pics of family for it. What she didn't know is that we see the damn pics. It was her posing in these "sexy" poses. Yeah, family pics alright .

Well, you know what they say: "Incest is best," and "keep it in the family."

[rose_metal_nz]

Quoth Panacea

Well, you know what they say: "Incest is best," and "keep it in the family."

The one I heard is "Incest: The game the whole family can play!"