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Cinderella, Quasimodo and Tom Thumb were all talking, when Tom Thumb said "I bet i'm the smallest person in the wrold.
"Well, I bet i'm the most beautiful person in the world" said Cinderella
"And i'm probably the ugliest person in the world" sulked Quasimodo
So they decided they woul check out their theories and off they went to the Guinness World Records HQ.
Cinderella went in first. When she came out she said "Well, it's true, i'm the most beautiful person in the world"
Tom thumb went in next, when he came out he said "Yes! I'm the smallest person in the world"
Next up was Quasimodo. When he came out he had a puzzled expression and said "Who the hell is Rapscallion?" (or any other name you want to add instead)
"Well, I bet i'm the most beautiful person in the world" said Cinderella
"And i'm probably the ugliest person in the world" sulked Quasimodo
So they decided they woul check out their theories and off they went to the Guinness World Records HQ.
Cinderella went in first. When she came out she said "Well, it's true, i'm the most beautiful person in the world"
Tom thumb went in next, when he came out he said "Yes! I'm the smallest person in the world"
Next up was Quasimodo. When he came out he had a puzzled expression and said "Who the hell is Rapscallion?" (or any other name you want to add instead)
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