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  • LOL..."A Day Off"

    An oldie, but a goodie...probably fits "office" environments more than retail, but still kinda funny...

    So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

    There are 365 days per year available for work.

    There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

    Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

    You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

    With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

    You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

    This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

    We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

    We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

  • #2
    oh well *walks out of the office and hacks the system so the day off is granted* lol
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    • #3
      I only get 30 minutes for lunch
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        If someone tried that with me, I'd hit them with a remedial math textbook. In the head, hard. "I'm hoping some of this actually transfers into that skull!"
        “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
        One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
        The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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        • #5
          Quoth MoonCat View Post
          I only get 30 minutes for lunch
          I dont even get lunch....anymore my dialysis guy doesn't wanna stop anymore
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