Monkey Underlings and the Great Chocolate Heist ( Epic Length! )

[Polenicus]

Is it wrong that the high point of my day is reading posts by someone ranting about head monkeys, midnight roofing, and pants?

Keep up the good work Grave!

[Becks]

Me: "Alright, have you spoken with your resident manager yet?"
SC: "No."
Me: "Ok, well you'll have to speak with him first regarding this or any issue-"
SC: "I DISAGREE!"

"Disagree all you want, buddy. It's protocol. If you do things the way you're supposed to, you get a cookie when you're done."

[Primer]

Simian Assistance
Wait, its not like some sort of spider monkey companion is it? Because that would be awesome and I would be feverishly envious of you and your monkey underling. Perhaps you can assist me in obtaining my own monkey compatriot. I have many possible uses for such a wiley assistant and would shape him in my glorious image. Well, ok, really all I'd do is train him to answer calls and scream into the mic. But still! It is a noble use of our simian cousins.

(bold and underline mine) This caught my eye only because that is the surname of my ex, but it describes him sooo well! I'm guessing you meant "wily" but I prefer the spelling you used!

[AFpheonix]

I know, it’s a big, scary word. Next time just equate it with something in your daily life and I'll figure it out for you, ok? Something like "The one that's the same colour as my toilet bowl" or "The one that's the same colour as my underwear" should suffice. Well, actually I guess the latter probably has more then one possibility. But at least I could ascertain "camo".

As long as he doesn't compare the color to his teeth....

[Delphae]

Are the pants these guys are trying to order trousers or underware? The second makes these even funnier.

[Kara]

Probably just pants. I think if there were such an item available as pink camo underwear (in 4XL), that would probably drive him over the edge he's so precariously teetering on.

[Gravekeeper]

Probably just pants. I think if there were such an item available as pink camo underwear (in 4XL), that would probably drive him over the edge he's so precariously teetering on.

My nefarious twin speaks the truth.

There would be no survivors. -.-

To be specific they order crap tons of cargo pants of all things. Camo cargo pants. Every now and then one of them dares to be different and orders sweat pants. But still in camo.

Its the pink camo mini skirt that really breaks my mind though. Its ALWAYS out of stock because of how popular it is in Nunavut.

[WinterWolf]

Its the pink camo mini skirt that really breaks my mind though. Its ALWAYS out of stock because of how popular it is in Nunavut.

...in 4XL.

Sorry but if I have to deal with that mental image so do the rest of you.


btw, nice WoW reference. I hate bind on pick up.

[tollbaby]

It truly frightens me that I'm about to embark on a telephone customer service career with our local power company.... But I look forward to the amusing stupidity

[Sliceanddice]

Damn you gravekeeper now i cant think about monkeys without giggling evilly

[Fawn]

OMG! Monkeys!!!! *dances*
Always enjoying your threads! Now... time for chocolate

[Tanasi]

My nefarious twin speaks the truth.

There would be no survivors. -.-

To be specific they order crap tons of cargo pants of all things. Camo cargo pants. Every now and then one of them dares to be different and orders sweat pants. But still in camo.

Its the pink camo mini skirt that really breaks my mind though. Its ALWAYS out of stock because of how popular it is in Nunavut.

Well I spied with my own little eye, litterally thousands of people wearing orange camo. One would think they were going to battle with a citrus grove being the battle ground but alas they were all heading the house that Bob built to poorly sing Rocky Top.

[Pagan]

Is it wrong that the high point of my day is reading posts by someone ranting about head monkeys, midnight roofing, and pants?

Keep up the good work Grave!

I think it's the high point of day for all of us!

[Andara Bledin]

Objection!

Me: "Alright, have you spoken with your resident manager yet?"
SC: "No."
Me: "Ok, well you'll have to speak with him first regarding this or any issue-"
SC: "I DISAGREE!"

Its cute the way you think your opinion actually matters in any way shape or form. Your disagreement has been noted. Objection overruled.

I can't be the only person who thought this:

+1 Frost Resistance

SC: "Some of the cars here were broken into. I looked around but I didn't see anyone."
Me: "Ok-"
SC: "But I found a t-shirt."

Did it bind on pick up?

Yes, but it's for a different class than Village Idiot and I think he's too much of a low-level noob for a decent t-shirt, yet.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right

..... B A .....

Thus ends my week.....I am such a bastard.

And that is why we all love you so much.

Is it wrong that the high point of my day is reading posts by someone ranting about head monkeys, midnight roofing, and pants?

No. No, it is not wrong at all.

^-.-^