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Old 06-13-2014, 11:30 PM
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. It gets pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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Old 06-14-2014, 04:28 AM
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I'm not exactly amped about this thread, so I'm going to volt. :bye:
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Old 06-14-2014, 09:15 AM
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One day, after an evening of much drinking at a conference, Schrodinger was badly hung over. He put a note on the door "I'm feeling half-dead. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try to get in touch with me."
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Descartes was sitting with Nietzsche in a bar.
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Descartes replied 'I think not' and disappeared.
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