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Why do you make me feel so blue?
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:29 AM
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Customer: Set me up some service.
Me: OK, you still have a balance due on your old account.
Customer: I donít owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!

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Customer: How much is your digital phone service?
Me: $49.95.
Customer: Thanks for answering that. I didnít need to know that though.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:29 PM
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PJ, just when I think you've had the worst, stupidest customers there are on this planet, you always manage to come through with more! You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:16 PM
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I know I'm down to 5 idiots in my bag of stuff... did anyone think to bring rotten fruit to throw later, just in case?

-"I am great!"
"No you're not. Can't believe everything you read."


-And, if that person really didn't need to know, why'd she ask?
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:00 PM
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Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.

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Old 07-11-2006, 04:59 PM
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Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.
It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that.
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:02 PM
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It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that.
And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable!
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:05 PM
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And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable!
I know, I'm a b*tch. So unreasonable & ridiculous!
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:28 PM
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Customer: I donít owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!
That's almost like telling you "well, my mom thinks I'm cool." >.>

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Old 07-11-2006, 05:33 PM
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You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you
Somehow, as much as we can hope(and I'm hopeing a lot), I dont think thats possible. There will always be an idiot!!
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:56 PM
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as great as it would be to actually have an idiot shortage, it will never come to pass; they're always breeding to replenish their stocks!
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