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Old 08-05-2013, 04:03 PM
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Default We Need Your Help to Identify a Serial Streaker

We had received several complaints about a male streaker running around the neighborhood every night for the past two weeks.

The police needs details about this pervert. We need to know if he has body hair, scars, tattoos, or anything else that sticks out.
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:00 PM
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*snicker*

I thought streaking went out of style back in the 70s.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:31 PM
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If the streaker is a senior citizen, it won't be hard.
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Old 08-06-2013, 01:39 AM
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Well, there was something, but it was so small I wasn't sure what it was.

That reminds me, I need to pick up some baby carrots.
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Old 08-08-2013, 05:14 PM
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Cheap shot, Moon.
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Old 08-11-2013, 07:45 PM
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In a way, I would have to respect a male streaker. It's a brave man that is willing to show us his shortcomings.
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:43 AM
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Sounds like much ado about nothing if you ask me. . .
*snicker*
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Old 08-12-2013, 07:46 AM
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We had a senior citizen do a streak through the village flower show....

He won first prize for the Best Dried Arrangement.
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:05 PM
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Quote:
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...or anything else that sticks out.
^^This!^^

I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes I'm sorry! I really am! But... (snickers)

My advice: either someone has to stay up all night with a flash camera and pepper spray and hope to catch the guy in the act or post warning signs around the neighborhood saying something along the lines of how tiny his twig and berries are or something about his pimply butt making everyone sick. Maybe he'll be too embarrassed to do it again.

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Old 08-25-2013, 11:36 AM
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He won first prize for the Best Dried Arrangement.
I am giggling maniacally.
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