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Old 09-23-2019, 04:59 AM
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Sunday morning after my audit shift I had two gentleman come into the breakfast room wearing nothing but boots and speedos. I had to politely let them know that this was like being in a restaurant - no shirt no service. Both of them complied and left - but really who shows up for breakfast dressed like that?

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Old 09-23-2019, 06:04 AM
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Bogans? Otherwise I got nothin'.

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Old 09-23-2019, 06:21 AM
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Not that I usually have any objection to chipolatas at breakfast, but....
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:43 PM
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"My Manwich! My speedos...!!!" [cookies for ref]

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Old 09-23-2019, 12:50 PM
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I can't imagine ANYWHERE a budgie smuggler is appropriate breakfast attire except a swim-up bar
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Old 09-23-2019, 01:17 PM
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Not that I usually have any objection to chipolatas at breakfast, but....
But you'd prefer my foot long jumbo sausage?
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But you'd prefer my foot long jumbo sausage?
Does it plump when you warm it up?
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They weren't the same couple who were having loud sex, were they?
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I was expecting them to come back wearing shirts but still in speedos.

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Old 09-23-2019, 11:06 PM
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I was expecting them to come back wearing shirts but still in speedos.
Or wearing *only* shirt & shoes...
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