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Old 07-18-2007, 07:12 AM
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I had a good idea for a childrens' story, but I was told it was too disturbing. It was about a bird that flew into a house and a cat that had a nice meal.

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Old 07-18-2007, 08:06 PM
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I had a good idea for a childrens' story, but I was told it was too disturbing. It was about a bird that flew into a house and a cat that had a nice meal.
56. Tweety tould've Taw the Puddy Tat

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57. Lamb Chop meets Mr. Barbecue
58. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Put Down
59. The All-Sugary Cereals Cookbook
60. Fun With Dick And Jane: Comparative Anatomy
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:56 AM
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56. Tweety tould've Taw the Puddy Tat

And now a few more more...

57. Lamb Chop meets Mr. Barbecue
58. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Put Down
59. The All-Sugary Cereals Cookbook
60. Fun With Dick And Jane: Comparative Anatomy
61. Easedropping - A way to learn useful information
62. How to get what you want by blackmailing your siblings.

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Old 07-19-2007, 02:58 AM
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The Complete Idiot's Guide To Being a Crackwhore (Kid's Edition)
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:49 AM
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Mario and Luigi's Adventures in Vice City (came to mind after seeing an episode of "Robot Chicken" last night)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup

The Astronauts Killed the Man in the Moon
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:31 PM
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67. Mommy and the milkman - What daddy does not know won't hurt him.
68. Mommy and Daddy got divorced because you were a shit.
69. Amazing four letter words to learn and share with your friends.
70. Try this at home - death defying stunts and other dangerous activities
71. How to make your own beer and other drinks.

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Old 07-23-2007, 04:54 AM
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72: Cool At Home Drinks: Cocktails from Under The Sink
73: God Loves You, Now Be Good and Drink Your Kool-Aid (I hope this isn't too obscure)
74: How to Fool your friends: The Con-Edition
75: Jesus Loves Everyone, Except You
76: How To Shove a Penny Up Your Nose
77: Mommy Will Do To You What They Did To Mr. Whiskers If You Keep That Up
78: Why You Won't See Fluffy In Heaven
79: Hussler For Kids
80: Mr Fork and Mrs Outlet: Fun At Home Games
81: The Divine Comedy Pop-Up Book
82: Marquis De-Sade Pop-Up Book
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Old 07-23-2007, 02:35 PM
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73. Your First Day at School and Why You'll Never Come Home Again
73. Your First Picture Book: Reading is for Losers
74. Freeway Dodgeball: The Official Kindergarten Rules
75. The Really Bad Day--Mommy Put Her Head in the Oven
76. Santa Claus is a Big Fat Fake (And Other Lies We Told You)
77. Why Mommy's Boyfriends Pay Her
78. Daddy drinks because you cry.
79. Billy was so bad, his Daddy left forever.
80. Children's Catalog of Prescription Medicines
81. Grandpa Went To Hell
82. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
83. Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
84. Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
85. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love
86. A Child's Guide to Final Arrangments
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I had this as a kid....it's a real book.
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:30 PM
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Default I had this as a kid....it's a real book.

http://www.amazon.com/Struwwelpeter-...5215699&sr=8-1
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:57 PM
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The Little engine that couldn't because he was a worthless bum like your father.
Daddy and his new boyfriend
The little engine that couldn't get it up.
Marbles taste good.
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