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Old 07-24-2007, 11:58 PM
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  • Babar and Bambie Visit the Taxidermist
  • The Attention Deficit Disorder Awareness Organization's Guide to Wild Birds of--Hey Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
  • Flatulence For Self-Expression and Amusement
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:34 AM
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Mommy's toy "rocket"

A guide to your two mommies
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:11 AM
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Daddy and his new boyfriend
Actually, there are two books out called Jennifer Has Two Daddies and Heather Has Two Mommies by Priscilla Galloway. She has some fantastic books, but I don't think I'll be purchasing either of those for my classroom or my own children.
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Old 07-26-2007, 04:45 AM
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Be careful when buying your kids books about their favorite boy wizard, or you might accidentally end up with...
  • Harry Peter and the Sorcerer's Bone! (this is, in actuality, a film of the "Adults Only" variety! )
  • Harry Peter and the Order of the Penis!
  • Harry Peter in the Half-Blood Wench!
More children's book titles to come as I think of them.
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97. Everyone You Love's Gonna Die
98. Why Does Grandpa Smell Like That?: A Pop-Up Book
99. Bugs: Nature's Candy!
100. Why Did My Ear Fall Off? - A Child's Guide to the Wonderful World of Leprosy.
101. Barney Gets Ebola

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Old 08-04-2007, 06:45 AM
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Harry Potter and The Squeaky Voice

Harry Potter Notices Boobs

Why Can't Mr Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Play Nice?

"Welcome to McDonald's" and other Mantras for childhood achievement. (Not a diss on you fast food guys, really.)

The child's guide to experession through Ebonics.

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Old 08-04-2007, 08:28 PM
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103. The My Little Ponies Go To The Abbatoir.

104. 101 Ways To Torture Your Siblings.

105. Babar Meets The Big Game Hunter.

106. Alice's Adventures Thru The Windscreen. (Yeah, I stole that from the Simpsons)

107. How You Ruined Mummy's Life.

108. Knives, Needles, Screws And Other Pointy Objects: A User's Guide.

109. Rude Versions Of Popular Christmas Songs.

110. Even Mummy Thinks You're A Prick.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:00 AM
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106. Alice's Adventures Thru The Windscreen. (Yeah, I stole that from the Simpsons)
I know, I remember that line and thought that was from the Simpsons. Anyways for more rejected children's books.

- Smoke yourself Thin (yes another idea stolen from the Simpson)
- Hand gernades, guns and other fun and cool toys.
- A kids guide to flashing
- Strangers have the best candy
- Five finger discount - How to get stuff for free.
- binging - A bulimiac's guide to staying thin.

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Old 08-17-2007, 09:20 AM
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The Angry Dragon, the Disappearing Panda, and other fun games to play with your friends.
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Old 08-18-2007, 04:30 AM
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The Angry Dragon, the Disappearing Panda, and other fun games to play with your friends.
and....the sequel to that best-selling title!...

Mommy, who is Sanchez and why is he Dirty?
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