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Old 08-18-2007, 04:48 PM
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Aw, heck, might as well join in.

How to shower, the Kara way

You will need: 2 towels, washcloths/poufs, 1 caged animal, and another woman.

- Walk into bathroom.
- Pet poor pitiful bunny who thinks she's neglected. Receive bunny kisses, then tell her that's enough and close her cage. Bunny stomps feet (our bathroom is fairly large, and there didn't really seem like a better place to put her in the house).
- Remove clothing and toss in hamper.
- Turn on shower.
- Step in and begin to wash hair with shampoo/conditioner.
- Wash body.
- Trade places with SO and let her wash her hair.
- SO complains that the water is too hot, then washes her hair.
- She will proceed to wash her body, enjoy while shaving pits/legs/bikini zone as needed.
- Trade places again, grab her butt as you pass.
- Rinse excess shave gel and hair while she shaves pits/legs/bikini zone as necessary.
- Step out and wrap in towel.
- SO turns off shower, wrap her in towel.
- Put on underwear, brush hair/teeth.
- Go to bedroom and get dressed for bed (or for the day, if it's a morning shower).
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:50 AM
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I know I started you guys off on the sharing of your bathroom habits - but I think i've learnt far more than I needed to about my fellow members!
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:56 AM
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Actually, I enjoyed reading other people's bathroom habits, it's quite enlightening.

I suppose I just have to chime in, so here's TPG's daily routine.

Wake up at 7 PM when alarm goes off and hit it so hard I knock it off the nightstand. Cuss to self.

Push one cat off my feet, push other cat off my face or my stomach or wherever he's passed out.

Stumble bleary eyed into bathroom, turn on stereo. Use toilet, take down hair and comb thoroughly.

Turn up stereo and dance naked in front of full length mirror for at least ten minutes. (I've been doing this since I was 3 years old. It's one of my favorite pastimes.) Giggle at how silly I look.

Pull bathmat off curtain rod where it was hung to dry after yesterday's shower, lay on floor. Turn on water and jump in.

Apply anti-dandruff shampoo, leave in for several minutes to soak into scalp. Scrub skin down, wash face, shave. Rinse shampoo out.

Jump out of shower, bend over so dripping hair is still over bathtub, wrap hair several times around hands and squeeze out excess water. Wrap handmade twisty turban around hair, fold hair ends up into it, and secure at nape of neck.

brush teeth, floss, and use mouthwash, moisturizer and q-tips (I'm addicted to q-tips). remove turban, spray on conditioner, comb hair and put in Princess Leia buns or Little-House-On-The-Prairie braids.

Turn up stereo again and and dance naked in front of full length mirror for ten minutes before making breakfast in the buff. Get dressed at 9:20 PM and leave for work.
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:39 PM
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1. Enter bathroom carrying shorts, shirt, underwear, clean bra.

2. Chase cat out of bathroom.

3. Place clothes on cabinet shelf.

4. Choose two towels-one thin ratty one for hair, one big thick one for body. Hang on cabinet door. Choose washrag if neither towel comes with one, hang on shower rod.

5. Remove clothes, toss in corner.

6. Chase cat out of bathroom. Lock door this time.

7. Practice promo skills in mirror for five minutes, or until bored.

8. Enter shower.

9. Adjust temperature depending on time of year, set shower head to "mist", sit in floor under mist and meditate a while.

10. Wake up when leg falls asleep, stretch it out a while until the pain goes away.

11. Stand up, set shower head to "shower" and re-wet hair.

12. Wash once, repeat if displeased with the amount of suds generated.

13. Apply conditioner, shave whatever needs it, if nothing needs it, cut another two-minute promo.

14. Rinse conditioner, pulling out loose hair as necessary.

15. Rinse off shower walls to rinse any misplaced hairs to the drain.

16. Turn off shower, reach out and grab hair towel, wrap hair.

17. Clean hair out of drain.

18. Take body towel, dry off upper body.

19. Apply deoderant.

20. Stare at mirror, debate getting boob job.

21. Use toilet, read magazine until lower body drip dries. Clean as necessary.

22. Step on scale, muse on why weight fluctuates 30 pounds depending on how deep a breath I take.

23. Get dressed.

24. Step on scale again, just to be sure.

25. Either let hair air dry or iron it straight depending on mood.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:51 AM
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Wow, Mysty, what do you do with the other 4 hours of the day that you have left after your shower?
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:30 AM
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Okay so I may have poked fun at you guys for over-sharing but i'll be a sheep and join in.

STEP 1) Get naked in bathroom.
2) Turn on water
3) Get in shower once water is hot enough.
4) Pour body wash into hands and rub over naked self
5) Rinse
6) Wash hair and shave legs & other 'bits'
7) Rinse hair, towel dry.
8) Apply deep conditioning conditioner to hair and leave in for a few minutes for it to work it's magic.
9) Analyse imperfections in mirror while waiting for said conditioner to be done.
10) Get back in shower and rinse hair.
11) Ignore housemate yelling that i'm using too much water.
12) Get out of shower and wrap towel around self.
13) Retreat into bedroom to apply lotions and potions and other such things to now-clean naked self.

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Old 08-22-2007, 09:20 PM
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Wow, Mysty, what do you do with the other 4 hours of the day that you have left after your shower?
Believe it or not, this ritual takes me an hour, tops. But I don't shower often...I'm more of a bath-in-the-sink-two-or-three-times-a-day type...it's quicker, easier, and relatively healthier so long as I haven't been working out a lot or something. So this is only two or three times a week.

Besides, one has to keep one's promoing skills sharp...no better place to practice!
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:46 AM
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...I'm more of a bath-in-the-sink-two-or-three-times-a-day type...

How can you clean yourself properly in a sink?? a SINK?
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Old 08-23-2007, 02:53 PM
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How can you clean yourself properly in a sink?? a SINK?
Just like a sponge bath, only by yourself and standing up. Once you get the hang of it, it's easy. It's just a habit born of living in drought conditions for a really long time.
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Old 08-23-2007, 07:40 PM
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1: wake up around 7
2: stare in injured incomprehension at the alarm
3: fall over discarded clothes on way to shower
4: Clamber into shower
5: make mental note to remember to clean shower curtain before next inspection.
6: angst over general scummyness.
7: spend 5 mins adjusting temparature
8: wash hair if it needs it with colour-enhancing shampoo
9: Appy conditioner and cleansing face oil.
10: massage face
11: shave anything that needs it
12: Apply shower gel to scrubby gloves
13: scrub.
14: use muslin cloth to remove face oil
15: wash out conditioner
16: oil self
17: get out, shivering, complain about freezing cold poorly heating old houses.
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