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Old 05-24-2008, 10:20 PM
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My family and I were at a seafood restaurant tonight and my grandma was deciding on salmon, and my brother, king of bad puns, goes "Yeah, Grandma, get it just for the halibut. (hell of it)" We all laughed, well, kind of.
My brother said to the waitress "Sorry, you probably hear that one all the time."
The waitress says "Yeah, it's a cod forsaken place."


Also, this isn't a joke, but the restaurant had all these old fashioned tin trays with various company names on them decorating the wall, I swear one was probably from the forties, it featured a dancing rooster and the
company name was "GAY COCK". I don't know if that was a joke or a real company, but if it was the latter, I have a feeling they've changed their name. Next time I go I'll have to get a picture.
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:45 AM
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Hehehe. Kudos to the waiter for going along with it.

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Old 05-27-2008, 07:26 AM
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Yeah, she was pretty cool. She joked with us through the meal. Good Service. The food came fast too. I don't think we waited ten minutes for it.
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:36 AM
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Somewhere in california, in the orange county/san fernando valley area, there's a suhshi resteraunt in a strip mall right next to a tropical fish store

The trip was kind of a drag, but seeing that brightened my day
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Somewhere in california, in the orange county/san fernando valley area, there's a suhshi resteraunt in a strip mall right next to a tropical fish store
Reminds me of the mall where there's a Victoria's Secret next to a bridal store next to a maternity clothing shop...
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Reminds me of the mall where there's a Victoria's Secret next to a bridal store next to a maternity clothing shop...
And then we have a seafood restaurant not far from my Dad's house that has a lake beside it. . . .

Wanna know how they catch their fish? They don't.

According to Dad . . . they have chutes that connect the kitchen with the lake. Just press a button if you want salmon, one for shrimp, et al.
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