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Old 08-17-2008, 07:16 PM
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And finally one to invoke godwins law by stating that Hitler used Lightbulbs too and they should all be banned!
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:07 PM
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4 to disagree about banning lightbulbs.

3 to get into a fight about it.

5 to call others names

1 to report the entire thread to a mod.
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Old 08-19-2008, 09:12 PM
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2 to argue back and forth about the matter until at least 3 other members report the flame war

1 mod to shut down the thread
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:17 AM
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1 more mod to re-open the thread when someone complains that they were joking around

3 members to say they saw the original on ebaumsworld/4chan/digg
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Next Time, Let the Bulb Blow!
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:20 AM
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Default Next Time, Let the Bulb Blow!

Inevitably, someone posts a revealing story about the bad things that happen to good bulbs. These stories should be taken as a warning.

***Caveat: lewd story follows***


1st little boy: My dad is the strongest man in the world.

2nd little boy: You're dreaming. My dad can do something that no other dad can do.

1st little boy: Oh, yeah? What's that, smarty?

2nd little boy: He can eat light bulbs.

1st little boy: That is so bogus. What makes you think your dad can eat light bulbs?

2nd little boy: He and my mom were in the bed the other night and I heard him say, "Turn out that light and I'll eat that thing."
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:25 AM
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3 people who laughs about the joke above.
3 same people who mentions their minds are in the gutter
1 person who shows a youtube video about someone screwing in a light bulb then falling off a ladder

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Old 08-24-2008, 11:59 AM
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5 people to respond with similar stories about falling off ladders.
6 people to laugh at said people.
1 person to Photoshop a motivational poster with the comment "this used to be a joke"
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Old 08-24-2008, 06:47 PM
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2 People to post links with similar Motivational Posters about lightbulbs.

4 more to laugh and say "I'm keeping that one!"

1 Poster to pick out one funny line said 4 pages ago and say "Can I use this in my signature?"
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Old 08-24-2008, 08:58 PM
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2 to complain that this thread is boring and they wish it would just die already

1 fails miserably at trolling

3 to try and tell lightbulb jokes, but 2 typo the punchlines

1 to point out the typos

2 to point out the typo of the grammar nazi

1 more to defend the typo as "alternative net-izen spelling"

another to beg to return to the original topic

someone to ask what that was

5 people to scream "noob"
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:27 AM
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1 person to link a Rickroll =p
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