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Old 09-21-2008, 05:08 AM
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And 1 forum member to wait til it's long forgotten to do this...

Hey guys, what did I miss?
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Old 09-21-2008, 05:22 PM
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1001 yellow daffodils to smack themselves on the head and say
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:22 AM
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1 person to post

1 person to announce that Al Gore invented the Internet. Or light bulbs. Or invented lightbulbs while simultaneously inventing the Internet.

1 person to post a political rant (this is, after all, an election year).

Several people to take both sides in the emerging flame war.

1 person to post a link to Goatse
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:40 AM
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1 person to post a link to Goatse
17 to ask "What's Goatse?"

3 to say "Whatever you do don't google it."

16 to say "I googled it anyway, got the shock of my life, but can't blame you because you did warn me"

1 to threaten a lawsuit

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Old 09-22-2008, 01:21 PM
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1 person to announce that Al Gore invented the Internet. Or light bulbs. Or invented lightbulbs while simultaneously inventing the Internet.
No, no, no! Everyone knows Al Gore invented light bulbs first so he could see what he was doing when he was inventing the internet. Sheesh! Does everyone think he invented the internet in the dark?

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Old 09-25-2008, 05:40 AM
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16 to say "I googled it anyway, got the shock of my life, but can't blame you because you did warn me"
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! make that 17 to say that... aaaaahhhhhhhh my eyes

oh and don't forget

17 to ask EQ when she's going to start giving out cookies to all those scared by the thread about light bulbs.
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:35 PM
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Oh dear, I'd better start handing out the salmiakkikossu to the goatse.cx victims. It's the only thing I can think of that will take away the pain.


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Old 09-25-2008, 04:23 PM
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One Evil Queen to rule them all.
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Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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Old 09-25-2008, 08:40 PM
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I hate to interject here, but I have to say that this IS why I love CS - it is such a great relief from the three pages of drivel that would NOT be in the jokes section in so many other places. Thanks you guys!

3 people call the above sappy and ask for the banhammer.

1 writes a supportive paragraph followed by "Not."

7 chime in that this joke wasn't NEARLY as funny as that totally epic original content wicked cool light bulb joke a few pages ago.........

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Old 09-26-2008, 03:33 PM
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One Evil Queen to rule them all.
I thought it was one ring to rule them all, then 2 hobbits, 1 elf, a dwarf, and exiled king to destroy it....

oh wait, wrong forumn... oops
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