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Old 01-08-2010, 03:29 AM
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You may have invented potato chips, but it was us Canadians that decided they needed to created in every flavour known to man regardless of sanity. >.>

Really? . . . Hey, were you the ones who came up with the Dill Pickle potato chip?

I have often said this, and I still stand by this opinion :

Flavoring a potato chip like a pickle is just wrong.


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Note: THIS IS A JOKE. Posting this cuz I have posted this JOKE elsewhere and had rantage from people who can't see that this is a JOKE.
I will say, in all honesty, that in my mind, this joke commits THE ULTIMATE OFFENSE that any joke can commit :

It's not funny.

And by that, I mean that it's not funny in the same sense that "If it doesn't scan, it must be free, right?" is not funny.

You can only hear so many variations of the same "Americans are dumb, ignorant, arrogant, violent, etc." theme before it becomes tiresome . . . Especially when there are over a dozen of them all in the SAME long joke.

But, to each their own. I'm sure that there are a fair number of jokes that I find amusing that other folks here would be bored by as well.
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Old 01-08-2010, 03:49 AM
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Second reminder that this is not fratching.

Do NOT turn this into a debate about American bashing, either.
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:09 AM
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Do NOT turn this into a debate about American bashing, either.
If my last post was problematic, I apologize.

I would just like to make one thing clear : I did NOT find this joke to be offensive, in any way, shape, or form.

The whole reason that I brought up the "If it doesn't scan, it must be free, right?" joke as a comparison was to emphasize that I found the joke too repetitive. That was the only reason I didn't laugh at the joke - not because I had any objection to the subject matter.
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:15 AM
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Does this mean we're not allowed to put beans or corn in our Shepherd's Pie anymore?
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:13 PM
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I think everyone should just lighten up.

I've always liked this one- I still get a kick out of it. However, everyone has different tastes. I hear many 'hilarious' jokes (oh, yeah- this one's a knee slapper) that I don't find amusing.
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:45 PM
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Really? . . . Hey, were you the ones who came up with the Dill Pickle potato chip?

I have often said this, and I still stand by this opinion :

Flavoring a potato chip like a pickle is just wrong.
We have chicken flavoured Lays chips.

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Old 01-17-2010, 02:08 PM
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We have chicken flavoured Lays chips.
Think I'll stick with Salt & Vinegar.
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:00 AM
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Think I'll stick with Salt & Vinegar.
You know why they call them Salt and Vinegar flavored potato chips?

Because they wouldn't sell any if they called them "unwashed foot" flavored potato chips.


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Old 01-18-2010, 03:14 AM
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Mmmm, salt and vinegar. The kettle chips ones are the BEST.
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