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Old 09-10-2011, 02:07 PM
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Which antivirus software does a pirate use on his computer?

Avast, ye landlubbers

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Old 09-11-2011, 01:05 AM
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What's a pirate's favorite TV program?

Carrrrrrrtoons, of course!

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Old 09-11-2011, 06:31 PM
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Which antivirus software does a pirate use on his computer?

Avast, ye landlubbers
I have Avast, and every time it pops up and says "Avast virus database has been updated," I think "me hearties!"
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Old 09-12-2011, 02:31 AM
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What kind of crime is a pirate most likely to commit?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrson!
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

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Old 09-17-2011, 12:39 AM
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What's a pirate's favourite Disco song?

Shake your booty.

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Old 09-17-2011, 07:35 AM
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And one from my son (aged 10)

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just arrrrrrr...............
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Old 09-18-2011, 12:53 PM
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I'll have to remember that. The pirate subculture in Salem is almost as popular as witches.
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